Shakespeare's a Dick
by Mark aloysius Kenneally
When the young red-neck Wally curses the name of Shakespeare
and opts to attend a Monster Truck Show instead of "As You Like It,"
he feels the wrath of the Bard. Waking up after a heavy night of
boozing, he finds he can only speak in Shakespearian verse. His
best friend Ramie searches for a cure from their high school English
teacher Ingrid, while his girlfriend Doris swoons for the new Wally.
Wally - G.R. Marchant
Raimie - Andrew Wallentine
Doris - Samantha Conley
Ingrid - Carol Henninger